Oh please. Mistakes happen. Yes this is a bad one (you'd think the smell would have tipped off the cleaning lady), but it wasn't as if the hotel said "sorry - this is your only option." Nor does it appear that anyone personally came into contract with unhygenic matter - as say might happen if you felt something funny when you got into bed and discovered a used condom.

They promptly moved you to another room, did not charge you for the night, and gave you 10k points. Case closed.

Since when did FT turn into a sounding board for grifters?