Originally Posted by GregWTravels

Was once on a flight where there was me (window), a young lad of 18 to 20 (middle) and a 50-something Japanese man on a flight. As we started the taxi out from the gate, the young lad pulled out a big stack of porn mags. He turned to me and said, "you want to read one of these," splaying out a selection of magazines which featured a selection of large buttocks, large breasts or wives of the readers (apparently).

"No, thank you," I said, "I am quite fine for entertainment on the flight." (Polite Canadian as always).

The young lad turned to the Japanese man and asked the same question. The Japanese man simply looked horrified. Poor guy.

I don't really have any advice... Just figured my story was decent enough to hijack the thread. I guess, if I had to say something to stay on topic... don't watch porn.