Originally Posted by
luv2ctheworld
I remember that classic UA tagline... sadly I do not know what the current slogan is (or maybe it is a psychological self defense mechanism).
Planes change. Priorities don't *
* except for processing upgrades, boarding policies, airworthy aircraft, bag policies, good coffee, lifetime benefit stability, and other aspects at United's unilateral choice. Enjoy your flight.
As to the Jeopardy contestants - (face palm)