Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became Marriott Platinum, from a hotel that doesn't care

From a small town in Oklahoma born and raised
In the concirge lounge is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And eating hor dourves outside by the pool
When a couple of SVP's, who were up to no good
Started taking away as many elite benefits as they could
I took advantage of the benefits and Marriott Rewards got scared
"Forget your BOGO's, Gift Cheques, and Points redemptions" they declared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "Hilton" and had a VIP pass in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to my Hilton Lair!

I pulled up to the hotel about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit in the lounge, in my permanent new chair