Originally Posted by
PRWeezer
IMHO crotchety is by nature more offensive than the scarf. But some might take more offense at the scarf, YMMV. My breakdown:
crotchety = 12,500 miles
red scarf = 2,500 miles
Total compensation awarded: 15,000 miles
I think you nailed it. While I generally find red scarves (and most scarves TBH) mildly offensive, crotchety is by far the more serious offense.