Originally Posted by
Andy Big Bear
I doubt it. I'm one fat, ugly SOB. I appreciate the scanners because I'm sure someone back in their little isolation booth is going "damn, oh that's just wrong, I can't look at that." Maybe they are running short of staff because I keep burning out the back of people's retinas when they see me naked.
assuming you're as hideous as you claim, the only way to really punish them is to make them touch your objectionable parts directly.