Originally Posted by
CCayley
This post deserves some sort of award for being the single most incompetent bit of amateur legal advice ever posted on FT.
Officer! Officer! ... but, but, but ... he "stole" a bottle of water! And it was a big one, too!
What do you mean you aren't going to arrest him? 
BA! BA! ... but, but, but ... he took a bag of crisps as well!
What, you mean BA don't care either? 
Wonder what the penalty is for "wasting Police time"?
