Originally Posted by
goalie
No explanation needed other than it's Act <insert your number here> of the new Broadway smash hit, "TSA Security Theater"
Reminds me of a funny. I was quoting TSA's SOP to them and they started complaining. I said to them "I don't write the script, I'm just trying to play my part in this production of Security Theater." A couple of other flyers laughed, but not the TSOs.