As long as you thievin' Canucks realize that, if you attempt to flee a US gas station without paying, you risk being targeted by one of those TSA drones likely to terminate your bad habits by launching a modest ASM right up your tailpipe. There is an exception to the new program, however. If your gas purchase from which you flee without paying is for $25 or less (obviously a very small hybrid car), VISA, MC, DisCobra, and AMEX have agreed that the TSA drones should employ their alternate payload, the Mark 37 Steerable Paint Bomb, which cloaks you auto in a bath of indelible Day-Glo Orange, so that the next constable down the road can stop you, confiscate your vehicle under the organized crime statutes, throw you in the calaboose for an extended period, and force your wife and daughters to become pole dancers to support themselves during your confinement.