Originally Posted by
pinniped
If someone was actually psychic, would they be driving a cab?
My building's doorman claims that he's psychic. He also claims that he's been banned from multiple casinos and that he's won the McDonald's Monopoly million-dollar prize twice and given it away. Every time he makes an innocuous (but false) comment to me, "Welcome home...did you go out to dinner?" I'm so tempted to say something about his alleged psychic abilities.