Just watch out - 1,000 points in your pocket, but the matching $1,000 may end up in Cardinal Fang's pocket.

I'm not making my collection rounds all at once anymore because of Fang's sticky fingers. Doing transactions one after another only after the cash is back safe in my hands. Fang owes me $500 and I'm all steamed up about it. Figure one day I when I'm done running transactions I will get around to asking for the $500 back. That will be the day after the Wall Street Journal article comes out and NPR runs a story about Jungle Fever.^

Update - another fine day in Zombieland. Even with numerous closed accounts, I'm doing the monthly run through the jungle.

"Whoa, thought it was a nightmare,
Lo, it's all so true,
They told me, "Don't go walkin' slow
'Cause Fang's on the loose."