OK, now I've seen just about everything "nonsensical" with TSA ID checkers. TSO scanned my BP and the three-beep "precheck" clearance sounded. TSO looks at me and says, "is using precheck ok with you this morning?"

Huh? Is it ok with me? I answered, "that's fine", but my tongue wanted to say, "oh no, I insist that I get my sexual assault this morning."

Dumb.