Phase 5
a new fare class will be offered to former medallions and kettles alike. This fare class will be priced at $35-$735 more than the lowest available coach class depending on the current zodiac sign, and whether Spirit had a sale going on.
It will usher in a 4 letter era:
The WFBF class will be designed for your motherinlaw that just has to be put in the F cabin even on a 90 minute flight and also for last minute honeymooners flying on our ratty 757's to Mexico. Planes with VHS will also offer $20 off vs planes with Lincoln ads in your face.