Originally Posted by
WillCAD
Sorry for the off topic comment, but...
The title of this thread, "Russian Visa", made me think, "Russian MasterCard" and "Russian Discover". All of which led me to remember the old Yackov Smirnoff joke (from the Soviet days):
In Russia we don't have, like, American Express. Instead, we have Russian Express - "Don't leave home!"
It's a complicated, old, out of date joke, probably not funny any more. But it sure was funny in 1984!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GK8ewRec7c
Someone told me he actually has a theatre in Branson, MO...
Since we are off topic I remember one funny he did about how great America was because we had "warning" shots. If you are wearing parachute pants it's funny.