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Old Jan 19, 2013 | 2:56 pm
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pianoamit
 
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What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
-You don't cry when you chop up a viola...

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
-You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline...

And the last one...
Ad in the classifieds section: Established string quartet seeking two violins and a cello...
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