Originally Posted by the USA Today Article
Also, crazy flavors and cream cheese varieties do not a great bagel make. Your jalapeņo-Asiago bagel with bacon-Cheddar-scallion cream cheese is probably delicious, but if your plain bagel with plain cream cheese isn't up to snuff, you're not on the list.
And yet all of the pictures are of bagels coated with everything or filled with everything including the kitchen sink.