As you note, the game is to torture the heretic. I would assume the cardinals will next slightly mispell your address on the hand typed letter with the check and assure that the check never arrives and that the money goes into your state's unclaimed funds account.

Or has Cardinal Fang thought up something worse?
Originally Posted by
Nottafatslob
I agree and don't really mind waiting for the money as much as I do the frustration of them not having to give you an answer right away. As you say they answer only to God and that is about it. Their attitude of indifference is ridiculous but if you play with these cards like Netspend and Mio using them as designed you have to be prepared for grief.
Worst part is if you don't waste hours calling and calling to get your status sitting on hold them they will never start the 6-8 week clock to send you your money.