Originally Posted by
Waldofriend
1K will become OK (as in okay)
Platinum becomes Aluminum
Gold becomes Copper
Silver becomes Tin
If I'm OK, I'm getting by pretty well. If I'm Aluminum, it's alright (and I get to board now with OKs!) If I'm Copper, well, I guess it's alright if the credit cards get to board with me - especially if they're shiny!) And if I'm Tin, well, I'm Tin. Better than paper, I suppose.

No more precious metals here. Just kidding and excuse the rant, but sometimes having realistic expectations makes a difference.
Just because I am a nit-picker, copper is ~ 4x higher in spot price than aluminium. So you might be unreasonably raising the expectation level of those creepy credit card folks