Had a couple of times through MIA a month ago.First time as usual I got a pat down of legs-I wear a knee guard.But after i was patted down the agent yells out"male security".I wondered what I was in for.Had to have an explosives check on my knee guard.Refrained from asking when the last "knee guard bomber"was.

Second time again the pat down but this time of my chest.Thought it was just going to be a full body pat down but after patting my chest he finishes and yells out to the assembled multitudes-"It's just man boobs".