Partially true:

a) Fang is 100% up to no good at AP and a new closed account over here is the trout in the milk

b) the closed account (first for 2013) came with Fang's lovely New Year's Card and the promise he would close more (same promise he made 6 months ago)

c) Fang's IT department is after the IT crown jointly held by Priority Club and Delta

d) the race for the IT crown may be slowing Fang down and may explain various irregularities and why 30 and 90 day return of suspended account monies is taking far longer than it should

e) as for me, I'm now KIVA financing Fang's third world coding shop

And now for something completely different:

I go into Wally World last night to buy paper goods and my debit card won't work when swiped so the clerk grabs a plastic bag.

Then he puts my card in it and swipes the card through the plastic bag.

The card works. Abolutely amazing! Keep this in mind if your swiped card does not work next time.