Last night, after a few hours of listening to me laugh, the wifey finally asked what was so damn funny. I read her a few excerpts and explained why it was so funny. Her response, "You and your "airplane" friends are complete morons. I mean, who really cares where you went, or sat, or ate or drank? Also, I don't get why you would want to take trips just to (sometimes) write about it along the way, then turn around and come right back home after only a few hours. It is so incredibly stupid. You already have a bunch of miles, why do you need more? I mean, you travel all the time for work, why do you want to spend your time off flying too? I think there should be a rehab center for you and your friends... you know, like there are for other addicts!"

There was more, but I quit listening and continued reading.