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Old Jan 2, 2013 | 11:26 pm
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Originally Posted by LilAbner
Several years ago in one of the DEN Red Carpet Clubs I was eating 1/2 of a sandwich that my wife packed for me. The cleaning lady approaches, stands in front of me, puts both hands on her hips, and in a loud voice tells me, "I guess you never learned how to read English!!!" "There's a sign downstairs that says --- NO OUTSIDE FOOD"!

Learnt me real good, she did!
Funny thing is she is still there, grumpy as ever. However, she is now 76 years old, still having to work for a living cleaning up after lounge slobs, and generally deserving of her grumpiness. I've tried to get her to smile for years to no avail....
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