Originally Posted by
lyric1863
Or at least have a better plan (any plan).
Just drop a few years, shed a few pounds/inches, ditch any travelling companions, and change your facial expression.
(At least according to the conversation upthread)
Good luck! Your story really shows the absurdity and it should in my mind have it's own thread. I completely understand if you don't want to spread your story but it is what has long been predicted here.