Originally Posted by croberts134

As far as creepy responses to this problem go....

I had this situation once, but I was aisle and there was no one in the window. The guy next to me was clearly a nervous flyer so I suggested that he might feel better (read less claustrophobic) if he shifted over to the window seat. His response? "If I move, they won't know which body is mine if we crash."

We did not speak for the rest of the flight.