Originally Posted by
IAH-OIL-TRASH
The mini-carrots last forever and are really good in curry.
Best one so far...
You know, there's a reason they last forever... they're actually some sort of carrot-tasting extruded polymer.
No, really, there's nothing (and nobody either) I'd take with me from a United Club.
Now, I'm trying to imagine the character in the OP walking into the Swiss *G lounge in ZRH... would probably need an cargo container.