Originally Posted by
Luckythedog
I would not go if it were not to visit my terminally ill mother-in-law. (maybe they can duck tape me to the wing?
nah, no duct taping....you'd interfere with the airflow over the wing

Probably better under the belly of the plane, but mind they tape you clear of the landing gear, and you wear a warm coat!!
Best wishes for as comfortable journey as possible, and strength for you and Mrs Luckythedog as you visit the MIL under sad circumstances.