Originally Posted by
Lioneye
What is the protocol for inflight flirting?
I am constantly bothered by middle aged women - usually after they've downed a few glasses of bubbles mind - and have no idea what the correct response should be.
Any suggestions most welcome
One of the following should stave-off unwanted attention...
"The voices in my head are telling me to flirt with you" (deploy stary-eyes and tilted head)
Belch loudly followed by "I don't remember eating that!"
"...No comprendez"...(n.b this one should not be deployed on Hispanic flights for fear of further conversational engagement!)