Thanks, xray.

The key word in my comment was **almost**. As much as I love my mama, I unfortunately am not in an income bracket that would render price considerations trivial. I'd be looking at the cheap seats at the MO.

I'm still trying to understand how one quantifies or defines "service." We're not particularly high-demand guests who need things every two seconds, so I'm trying to tease apart the perceived differences between 4-star and 5-star service and see if those apply to me and my mom.

Perhaps this is not possible.