Yeah, but, you know, it's like, not legally a sexual assault if the person doing it doesn't get off on it. So your argument is, like, you know, flawed...

Or BS to that effect.

Face it, there are those out there who simply don't understand the depth of the personal, physical, sexual violation that these pat-downs entail. They don't understand that some people have a lower threshold of revulsion than they do; they think that such a standard is universal, and anyone who cries about a pat-down is just being a big baby. Boo-hoo. Get over it and let the friendly gubment stooge fondle you.

Well, not me, brothers and sisters. Not me. I will never submit to one of these assaults. Whether they're legal or not, Constitutional or not, sexual in nature or not, I don't care - they are beyond my personal standard of acceptability, and I will never allow one to happen. I'll get my stuff and leave the airport. I'll come back tomorrow. I'll rent a car and drive cross-country. I'll do whatever I have to do to avoid one. But I will not be subjected to this criminal abuse.