Originally Posted by
RCyyz
On board the flight I requested sparkling wine. I tried it on that route last week and it was passable so I figured I'd have another go. "Sorry sir, we don't carry sparkling wine on this route. But if you want I can give you some wine and pour sparkling water in it."
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Water + wine? Sigh. Just an example of AC trying hard I guess ...
Listen, they could have offered to blow in bubbles for ya