Originally Posted by
exbayern
Overheard at a major airport in Europe this week:
'They don't make you take off your shoes here. They don't have scanners here. That's why security is so bad outside America. Those are the things which make us SAFE!'
I didn't thankfully have to hear the rest of the conversation as the queues had two people in each, so security wait times were minimal.
And of course, I would have asked them how many planes were falling out of the sky in Europe due to such lax security. Clearly if air travel were unsafe there, planes would be falling out of the sky regularly.