Originally Posted by
txrus
Tell your wife she most likely tested positive for hand lotion

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She didn'[t take any type of lotion on the trip, so it's still a mystery.
Since my OP, we finished emptying the checked suitcase. She carried her medication, but put a box of pills in the checked bag. It was one of those Sunday to Saturday plastic cases. Great news. The box of pills disappeared. It was full of laxitives. (Serious)