Originally Posted by
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For the feet thing I find whispering to them softly, indicating you have a sensitive nose (even if you don't) stating that their feet smell and asking them nicely if they could put their shoes on. *Always* works for me and they usually end up apologizing numerous times.
These types seem to be attracted to you. To what do you attribute your peculiar charm, oh ye of the olfactory overstimulation? Why is is that the stinky feet, the loud talkers, the sleep disturbers, the regurgitators - all find themselves irretrievably drawn to your particular environs? Is it the way you dress?