There's no such thing as a non stop direct flight anywhere from New Orleans. Well, maybe to MEM, ATL, LAX, or DTW, but that's it really. As the song goes, How can I miss you if you won't go away? But if you consider wandering about a terminal to be enough to count as getting a new country on your list, bless your heart, honey, you don't travel the way I travel anyway. OK, I'm ribbing you a little but c'mon, admit it, it's a wind-up. :-)