Don't go to Scotland!
All the men are trannies and are all in love with dogs!
I went to a pub a month or so back and a guy in a skirt was singing
" I love a Lassy, a bonnie, bonnie Lassy ....."
No one else seemed bothered .....


Hmmm. <stern look> I do read this you know
I agree with stut - except on haggis which is fab fried, and he seems to have forgotten the fried clootie dumpling/fruit pudding. That and tattie scones I have introduced to my friends and they adore.
Anyway...
Edinburgh
Dinner last night. Was meant to be chicken and pasta soup but I appear to have misplaced my carrots, so started to make lasagne instead, but it got too late so I settled for:
linguine bolognaise served with apple and mango juice.
Yes, I know its an abomination, but mine tastes fab.