Originally Posted by
mooper
The lady who slapped her flab over my armrest and the one with the obnoxious behind both *chose* to be unattractive and offensive by overeating and then not purchasing a second seat, as the rules say they should.
For the record, I feel that I'm a bag of chips away from morbidly obese but I still "neatly" fit between the armrests. I think the worst part about sitting next to tubby is the ridiculous sweat marks created from your arms and thighs making contact. I remember standing up after the at-gate seatbelt ding and you would have thought someone poured a glass of water on my right side. I spent the next 10min wondering if my sweat defended my dermis from his invading sweat and also made a vow that I would carry an emergency set of slacks and shirt. YUCK!
Last edited by Canarsie; Oct 21, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Reason: Removed attempt to bypass the profanity filter.