Hon, I done lived all over and I've met people from lots of places. Someone who's been working for 8 years for the TSA can't hide behind 'Southern' feminine wiles.

Or would you be forgiving towards a dentist saying: gee, golly whiz, ah sure am sorry I touched y'all in them genitals, I sure feel mighty bad bout it, y'all hear me now? I jes had to make shur y'all y'all dint have no bombs there, hon. [Groping your breasts] as he says this.