1. Ask to see her ID to determine if she has reached the age of consent in Utah.

2. If so, apologize to her for having incorrect information and tell her that you would like to make it up to her by taking her to dinner.

3. During your dinner conversation, question something factual (and easily provable) that she says. (eg: if she says that Lincoln ran for president as a Republican, tell her that you think he was a Whig at the time.) Do not say something completely stupid as she will lose what little respect she has for you right now -- just something plausible but wrong.

4. When she insists that she is right, tell her that the two of you can check it on the internet in your room. If she is correct, you say, you will take her to dinner again the following week. (Mention that you don't feel you can lose because even if you are wrong you will win the pleasure of taking her out a second time.)

5. Upon arrival in your room, pour her a glass of wine before checking about Lincoln. This may be illegal in Utah because of her age, and if she is a Mormon will most likely be a big turn off, but you are not guaranteed success even with a Dovster plan.

6. After she finishes the wine, check about Lincoln on the internet. It will prove that she was right and you be graceful in defeat by pouring her a second glass.

7. After she finishes that one, allow her to chew on any part of you that she wishes.