The purser once addressed me as Mrs HIDDY then on another F flight the CSD told me to "get back over there" when she found I had left my seat in 2A to go and talk to the missus in 2K. Said in jest of course after an earlier incident.

On a AF flight the wife spotted a big tart in the galley.....after requesting a slice the rather abrupt male FA told her "that's not for you it's for us".