Originally Posted by
johnm1019
Dear Fido,
We are deeply sorry to hear of your flight on September 3rd. Delta cares deeply for its 4-legged customers and works to ensure they have air to breate on every flight. Sometimes though, there isn't enough air, and, you know, things happen........ Thankfully someone caught the mistake. In any case, we are issuing you 400 delta-bones, now with real meat flavor!
Not simply real meat flavor... Real ham...