Originally Posted by
kipper
There's a Mexican buffet opening near us. It's replacing a Chinese buffet that closed a few months ago. I'm interested to try it once, just to see how lousy it is.

Seems it would be an article in The Onion- City zoning laws require buffets; Plans for an Egyptian-themed hotel across the street protested.
Really, a Mexican buffet? Do any more of those exist where you live? I'd
much prefer that over a Chinese one, but if the former starts serving Jell-o too...