I'm taking a medication that's causing me to have to wear adult diapers because diarreah can present itself without enough time to run to the nearest restroom.

I've been through the human X-ray machines several times and never had a problem.

However, I'm worried now that my "underwear" will look suspicious to the TSA employee looking at my naked body, and I really do not want some thug to be patting down my butt and genitals.

I find this whole thing so offensive that I would actually prefer doing a strip search instead. Is that an option?

I'm totally serious, no joke. I'll pull down my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks before I let them touch me with their disgusting hands. What would be ideal is for someone else to be videotaping it so the TSA looks like crap (even more so than they already do).

Or am I getting all worried about nothing? Thanks for any assistance. I have until Saturday before my flight.