I made my way though the nearly empty TSA lines at Tampa yesterday and struck up a conversation with an agent sitting next to the X-Ray monitor / screener guy. Maybe it was the storm's effect or perhaps fatigue from dealing with all the RNC delegates but this guy's humor was on overload. This was his best line -- which I think would make a dandy FT bumper sticker (quote):

"TSA -- Saving the world one water bottle at a time."