I love cheese... but why bother getting it sliced?

Why eat cheese with anything? It's great on it's own, I don't need no stinking sandwich.

That said I wish the wholefoods lady wouldn't look at me like I'm crazy every time I ask her to slice the same cheese, every single week, and when I ask her where they moved the crostinis too.... It's like, I'm there every single week and you'd think after a while they'd stop playing hide and seek with the products.

Kraft=Processed cheese, no thanks.