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Old Aug 23, 2012, 4:53 pm
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sbjnyc
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Originally Posted by roknroll
Yesterday I was in the DFW SkyClub, and it was pretty noisy in there. An important phone call came in from my wife's doctor regarding her treatment, so I slipped into the quite room so I could hear a little better. I made sure to cover the phone and keep my voice down. Next thing I know some drunk guy who had been passed out in the corner is in my face yelling at me for being on the phone. He tried to emphasize his authority by telling me he's already made DM for the year and will easily make Double Diamond. He said he knew the club agents personally and would have me kicked off my flight!

I stepped just outside the room to avoid confrontation, and then he picked up all the quiet signs in the room and placed them in a circle around me!
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