Shhhhh, don't let the bad guys know they just have to feign a shoulder injury and they can avoid being swabbed.
Next generation of the NoS will probably involve a dozen little robot arms that swab you at the end of the scan, making it into a full-service car wash.
Q: Is a grope by a robot arm less of a sexual thing?
I so wish they had spent the proper amount of money and time on the puffers to make them work, instead of rushing them to the field only to mothball them. Puffers would have avoided all this drama. No nude pics; no "position" to assume; fewer gropes needed for resolution.
