This seriously made me laugh. Pretty good strategy right there! I do what most people do and take care of my own stuff, to be honest I don't need people to do things like carry my bags and stuff. Maybe when I'm older but right now I'm young and strong. Unfortunately still have to have pay someone $1 to open a beer and hand it to me... That one always gets to me. Mixing a drink is one thing but handing me a beer...Oh well social contracts I guess.