Originally Posted by FlyingHoustonian

As for my odd airport stories, one was at MAN in 2005. I was a sigle guy going to attend a friend's wedding in Wales. The agent could not understand how I could be single and attend a wedding....? I told him I would probably hook-up with a brides maid (I did :-) ) which just pissed him off more. Then he went on and on about me trying to work in Britain. I finally showed him a US gov't employee ID and then he went off on my trying to cheat the British government out of tax revenue. I had no clue what he was talking about. Then he stamped my passport finally and I moved on.