I've posted it before, but the obnoxious idiots flying out of LGW on a stag do in the Maldives (fortunately I was heading elsewhere from Dubai).
Got drunk, started passing champers to their 'less fortunate' friends in Y, and had a food fight (Japanese Businessman got hit by a canape).
I'd been op-up'd, so in no position to complain (height, not surname btw!), but was taken aback by the timidity of the staff in dealing with them. But most importantly still hold a certain disdain for a certain type of British Banker. Maldives stag-do my @r53.