Ah CBP:
1) "Brunei and Indonesia? You went all the way from Asia to the Middle East?" me: "huh?" him: "Middle East. Brunei." me: "um, Brunei is in southeast asia near Indonesia." him: "Don't get smart with me, I know about the Sultan!"
2) After returning on an admittedly suspicious one-way from Cairo about a year ago: "what were you doing in Cairo? did you engage with any revolutionaries? plotting anti-government activities?"
*shakes head*